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Squishies for the overstimulated

Squish the
chaos.

Glitter dumplings, mochis, slow-rise buns and stretchy noodles that feel way too good. Go ahead — squeeze the blob. It's free therapy.

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The stash

Pick your
poison

Every squishy ships from our partner warehouse with tracking. Stack 'em past $35.00 and shipping's on us.

VIRAL ON TIKTOK
Glitter Dumpling Squad
Glitter Dumpling Squad
6 glitter dumplings, each in its own steamer. Pure serotonin.
$24.99
MEGA PACK
The Chaos Box?!
The Chaos Box
20 random mochi squishies. Zero repeats. Zero control.
$29.99
ASMR PICK
Slow-Rise Yogurt Bun
Slow-Rise Yogurt Bun
Sinks under your thumb. Rises in slow-mo.
$13.99
STARTER
Mochi Pack x10
Mochi Pack x10
10 sticky-soft mini mochis. No repeats.
$17.99
ADD-ON
Noodle Stretch Pack
Noodle Stretch Pack
10 stretchy noodles. It always comes back.
$9.99
Why it hits different

Built for
your nerves

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Ultra slow-rise

Sinks under your thumb, puffs back in slow-mo. Weirdly hypnotic.

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Soft TPR & foam

Squeeze-tested picks only. Small parts, ages 14+. Never heat.

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Tracked shipping

7–12 business days to the US & EU, tracking link by email.

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14-day returns

Not feeling it? Send it back. Broken on arrival? Free replacement.

Unboxing material

The Chaos
Box

20 random mochi squishies. No repeats, no two boxes the same. Film it, post it, tag us — your FYP will thank you.

$29.99 — open the chaos
The Chaos Box — 20 mochi squishies?!
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Post it.

Film your best squish, tag #mochiriot and we'll feature the most satisfying ones right here.

FAQ

Questions?

How long does shipping take?
Orders are packed within 1–3 business days and usually arrive in 7–12 business days in the US and EU. You get a tracking link by email as soon as your parcel ships.
Are your squishies safe?
Our squishies are made from soft TPR and PU foam. They contain small parts and are recommended for ages 14+. Never heat or microwave a squishy.
Can I return my order?
Yes. EU customers have a 14-day right of withdrawal, and everyone can return unused items within 14 days of delivery. Damaged or wrong item? We replace it for free — just email us a photo.
Which payment methods do you accept?
All major cards, Apple Pay, Google Pay, Link and, in the EU, iDEAL and other local methods, processed securely by Stripe. We never see your card details.
Why did my order arrive in several parcels?
Different squishies ship from different partner warehouses, so an order with several products can arrive in separate parcels. Each one gets its own tracking link.
What's in the Chaos Box?
20 random mini mochi squishies with no repeats. It's random on purpose — that's the fun of it.
Is there a discount code?
Squeeze the giant blob on our homepage 25 times. That's all we're saying.